cumbersome (![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} thisisanatasia) wrote,@ 2007-01-03 02:03:00 |
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HEY GUYS
YEAH GUYS HEY, WHY DON'T WE TALK ABOUT THINGS LIKE PAPER TOWELS GROWING LIKE A TREE.
How about something like how the rings around the paper towel are always increasing, you can count them and tell how many weeks old it is. I hope it is some short amount of time like a week because if it took years to become as thick as it is it would be as sad to chop it down! There is history in the rings of a paper towel! This towel was around to see the civil war! See! That would be sad.
Paper towel harvests! this is an easy scheme for making money, I am all for it.
I am your nigerian scammer, with a solid gold investment pitch:
I already have the fields sown, all you have to do is reap the profits of: PAPER TOWEL HARVESTING.
Now give me your bank account numbers so I can forward you from my swiss bank account the starting cash required to greenlight this lucrative operation.
Twenty years later, paper towel logging has ruined the beautiful natural ecosystems in many regions of the world. Attempting to wean both industry and consumer off the depencency on natural resources, ecologists and materials scientists are working together in finding ecologically and economically friendly alternatives to the now rare paper towel. Unfortunately the pulling out of the paper towel logging industry is toppling economy after economy as small towns the world over feel the downsides of ecological awareness and the real impact it has on communities.
Anyway, I love cute overload.
I am living in a house full of interesting fun people.
I have a few close friends with whom I can talk.
There are new endeavours being undertaken as we speak. Secret missions and willingness and things like that!
Espionage! Talking with hands! Hearing with our eyes! New subjects of study for us to conquer. Life is full of schedules and things happening. Waves have the ability to crush you under their force, or you can ride them! I am going to learn how to surf as well, but only within the context of this metaphor!
You guys, my emotions are what make up the ground under Mexico City. It liquefies during an earthquake. But guess what! There are so many people that live and work their different lives in that city.
YEAH GUYS HEY, WHY DON'T WE TALK ABOUT THINGS LIKE PAPER TOWELS GROWING LIKE A TREE.
How about something like how the rings around the paper towel are always increasing, you can count them and tell how many weeks old it is. I hope it is some short amount of time like a week because if it took years to become as thick as it is it would be as sad to chop it down! There is history in the rings of a paper towel! This towel was around to see the civil war! See! That would be sad.
Paper towel harvests! this is an easy scheme for making money, I am all for it.
I am your nigerian scammer, with a solid gold investment pitch:
I already have the fields sown, all you have to do is reap the profits of: PAPER TOWEL HARVESTING.
Now give me your bank account numbers so I can forward you from my swiss bank account the starting cash required to greenlight this lucrative operation.
Twenty years later, paper towel logging has ruined the beautiful natural ecosystems in many regions of the world. Attempting to wean both industry and consumer off the depencency on natural resources, ecologists and materials scientists are working together in finding ecologically and economically friendly alternatives to the now rare paper towel. Unfortunately the pulling out of the paper towel logging industry is toppling economy after economy as small towns the world over feel the downsides of ecological awareness and the real impact it has on communities.
Anyway, I love cute overload.
I am living in a house full of interesting fun people.
I have a few close friends with whom I can talk.
There are new endeavours being undertaken as we speak. Secret missions and willingness and things like that!
Espionage! Talking with hands! Hearing with our eyes! New subjects of study for us to conquer. Life is full of schedules and things happening. Waves have the ability to crush you under their force, or you can ride them! I am going to learn how to surf as well, but only within the context of this metaphor!
You guys, my emotions are what make up the ground under Mexico City. It liquefies during an earthquake. But guess what! There are so many people that live and work their different lives in that city.
